To Live By...
Measure twice, cut once.You can't practice those things that must be done right the first time.
Don't put a ten-dollar saddle on a five-dollar horse.
My favorite hit counter
Does anyone really care how many hits you get?
Ain't it the Truth
If I take a lunch break while working on the very edge of technology,by the time I get back -- they've moved the edge!
Great Lies
The check is in the mail.He's in conference and can't come to the phone.
We're from the government and here to help you.
Bumper Stickers
(Not on My car!)Visualize Whirled Peas
Horn Broke. Watch for Finger.
Colloquial Sayings
The Hurrider I Go The Behinder I Get
You're too Soon Old
And too Late Smart
Kissin' Don't Last
Cookin' Do!
The Way it Should Be
Those anoying EBS radio tests.(one minute download WAV file -
- depending on modem speed)